Well That Was Awkward

Soaking in the hot tub not wearing a stitch, I hear a noise and realize I am surrounded by those damn racoons.

So I let loose a loud terrifying hiss.

Not only did I scare the crap out of the raccoons, but I startled the hell out of the kid in the back yard next door smoking pot who had no idea I was out there a few feet away from him.

I am still laughing.